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Post by Pam on Dec 28, 2009 14:56:09 GMT -5
Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'? A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
Q: How do angels greet each other? A: They say, Halo.
Q: What is the best way to get to Paradise? A: Turn right and go straight.
Q: Why did God create man before woman? A: He didn't want any advice.
Q: Why did the angel lose her job? A: She had harp failure.
Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? A: Ruth-less.
Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A: Samson. He brought the house down.
Q:. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A: Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions! ;D
Q: What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Motor vehicles mentioned in the Bible:
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A: David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A: Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
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Post by angelgirl on Jan 23, 2010 18:25:01 GMT -5
#LOL2#
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Post by marilyn777 on Jan 25, 2010 19:39:05 GMT -5
those are so cute Pam will have to remember them...
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